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Friday, February 8, 2013

What's Valentine's Day Is All About


What is Valentine's Day? How should Valentine's Day be celebrated?  No, do we have to celebrate Valentine's Day at all? Who is this Valentine? What's the fuss all about Valentine's Day?  Read on... know all about Valentine's Day here.

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Happy Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day comes once an year and reminds people to be romantic in their lives all through the year. Being romantic in life doesn't mean to get physical in romance, mind you !!! It is just to be, to be plain romantic going around and pleasing people, making them happy, bringing smiles on their faces, recreating the ambience of warmth around, charming people with disarming traits. That's the essence and meaning of true Valentine's Day !

How Valentine's Day has Come into Existence
Valentine's Day is the second most celebrated holiday around the world after New Year's Day. It is celebrated as an event in several countries, especially Europe and around the world. Valentine's Day is actually associated with Christian Faith and the Church. People began to celebrate his martyrdom as a Feast Day of Saint Valentine. But why is this Valentine's Day associated with romance and courtship?

Valentine's Life in a Nutshell
Valentine was born as Valentinus somewhere around in the early 200 AD in Rome. He was a devout Christian who lived amidst the brutal persecution of Christians by the then Roman Emperor Claudius II. Valentine was a preacher and clung to his Christian beliefs. He secretly encouraged and performed marriages for Roman soldiers which act was forbidden by the Roman Emperor for soldiers. He helped several Christians to escape persecution. Valentine was later caught, imprisoned and condemned to death. He was finally executed on February 14th in 270 AD as history suggests.

Meantime while in prison, he is supposed to have performed a miracle healing the jailor's daughter of her blindness. The jailor Asterius thought that Valentine was a learned man. So he sent his blind daughter to gain wisdom and knowledge from him. Valentine taught her everything including Jesus Christ. She was impressed and a strong inner urge began to develop to see the world with her eyes and everything that Valentine taught. So the legend goes that Valentine prayed and she received her eyesight. after his execution he attained martyrdom and later Sainthood.

Hi, Happy Valentine's Day !
How come Valentine's Day is celebrated as Day of Romance?
Until it turned out to be a Day of Romance, Valentine's Day was earlier celebrated as the Day of Feast. The first reference for the Day of Romance on Valentine's Day was attributed to Geoffrey Chaucer (1343-1400), the renowned poet of the middle-ages, who associated romance in his poems to Valentine's Day. In one of his works "Parlement of Foules" (written in 1382), he writes 'For this was on Saint Valentine's Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate.'

Ever since every poet worth his salt seems to have associated Valentine's Day to love, romance, courtship and marriage as well. William Shakespeare (1564 -1616) is not left behind. He too has caught the fancy of Valentine's Day.

Look what he said in his tragic play Hamlet (written around 1600) Act IV, Scene 5 The character was Ophelia.

    To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
    All in the morning betime,
    And I a maid at your window,
    To be your Valentine.
    Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
    And dupp'd the chamber-door;
    Let in the maid, that out a maid
    Never departed more.

Besides poetry it is also believed by many that since Valentine performed secret marriages of the Roman soldiers it was thought it fit to celebrate as a Day of Romance and Courtship on Valentine's Day. That is on 14th Feb, the day of his martyrdom.

But sadly, over the years the connotation of Valentine's Day has changed and the spirit of Valentine's Day was subverted. Going by the history of Valentine, the Valentine's Day should suppose to be celebrated as a Day of Wedding Anniversary by the world in accordance with other major events like New Year's Day.

The Supposed Oldest Valentine Card
The History of First Valentine Greeting
On the eve of his execution, Valentine has reportedly written his first greeting to the jailor's daughter bidding adieu to her signing in the end as "From Your Valentine." This endearing greeting might have also influenced the Valentine's Day to be celebrated as a Day of Romance and Courtship. The expression "From your Valentine" is still used to this day.

Also When Valentine became a martyr; the legend has it that the Jailor's daughter planted a pink-blossomed almond tree near his grave. Thus today, the almond tree has become a symbolic entity for steadfast love and friendship.

But today, Valentine's Day has come down to a level to attain such notoriety that it is looked down upon by the elders as bad influence on their children.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Laugh While You Can...



1.  Reporter too Intelligent  
A smart reporter has once joined a local newspaper as an editor. To discover her talent the paper assigned her a first job to cover the activities of a small church in the neighborhood.

The small church lacked funds. The preacher wanted to raise money for his church. Someone told him that horse racing was the best bet to raise fast money. He then went to buy a horse and as the price was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He entered his donkey in the races leaving the results in the Hand of God.

The next day the smart reporter carried the headline in the local paper: "PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS"

The preacher was delighted with the donkey’s performance that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The smart reporter's headline in the paper read as: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity and immediately ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in the race again.

Next Day the smart reporter wrote: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

Bishop was so upset again that he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

Next day the paper headline read: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop this time fainted. He immediately informed the nun to get rid of the donkey. The nun then sold it to a farmer for Rs.15/-.

Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR Rs.15/-.

The Bishop seething in anger over the publicity asked the nun to buy back the donkey and let loose it in the wilderness to make it run wild and free.

Next day, the smart reporter wrote: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Next day the bishop died of shock and was buried the following day.

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2.  Finding Jesus
A drunk on a Sunday afternoon stumbles along a Baptismal Service taking place down by the river.

He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The Preacher turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher. I sure am."

The Preacher then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The Preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and says to the Preacher, "Are you sure this is where HE fell in?"

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3. A Man of Mighty Faith
Once there lived a man of mighty faith. His faith was such that he commands God to do his bidding. Once there was a mighty flood that submerged his city. His neighbor invited him into his boat, "Come with me I'll take you to the safe place."

The man politely refused saying, "I have faith in the Lord, and He will save me."

Two hours later as the water continued to rise another neighbor passed in a rubber raft, offering to take him to a safe place.

Again he refused saying, "I have faith in the Lord, and He will save me."

Four hours passed. The man clung to the chimney, trying to avoid the rising water.  A helicopter hovering overhead threw down a ladder "Climb up. We take you to a safe place!" The pilot said.

Again he refused saying, "I have faith in the Lord, and He will save me."

After that no one came and he met his fate in the watery grave. Standing before God, the man said, "Lord I believed in you, my faith was strong and unwavering and You let me drown!"

Looking at him God replied, "I sent a boat first, then a raft, and finally a helicopter. What more did you want from me!"

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4.  Black Eyes 
A guy with a black eye walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. "What happened my child?"

"I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie at her back. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."

The next Sunday the scene was repeated. Again the priest asked, "What happened?"

"Well, again this lady had a wedgie and this time somebody pulled it out. I thought as she didn't like the wedgie to be set right, I tried to shove her dress back up creating the wedgie."

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5.  What if all the 3 Crore Gods had Computers in those days...
Brahma: Systems Installation
Vishnu: Systems Support
Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts Consultant
Shiva: DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh: Documentation Specialist
Narada: Data Transfer / Troubleshooting Spoiler
Brihaspathi: Chief Information Officer
Yama: Reorganization Consultant
Chitragupta: Personnel Records
Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses
Devas: Utility Applications
Surya: Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas: In-house Hackers
Ram: Hardware Support - Single User Specialist
Lakshman: Support Software and Backup
Hanuman: Document Recovery Expert
Ravan: Dreaded Virus which refuses to go
Vishwamitra: Chief Manager Projects
Hastinapur: Silicon Valley
Arjuna: #1 Lead Programmer (All Companies Vie for Him)
Abhimanyu: Trainee Programmer
Draupadi: Web Server - Shareware
Bhima: MAIN FRAME
Duryodhana: Microsoft Products Chief
Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and Patches.
Shakuni: Chief Hacking Expert
Karna: Contract Programmer

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6.  The Programming Contest: Jesus Vs Satan

As usual Satan was tempting Jesus Christ. This time Satan has invited Jesus to a Programming Contest. The Savior willingly accepted the challenge. With God Almighty as the Judge, the Programming Contest ran from morn to evening.

Sparks flew from the keyboard, and a sublime glow emanated from the monitors of Satan and Jesus. Suddenly a few moments before when the contest was to end, a bolt of lightning struck and the computers went dead.

A few minutes later after the power returned God Almighty arrived and looked into the results. The Devil fumed and complained bitterly, as it had lost the whole day's work. And Jesus fared well and won the contest because, as everyone knows, JESUS SAVES.

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